Saturday, July 28, 2007

i hate team discovery

i've been watching the tour on and off for many years now, first in england over 20 years ago, watching miguel indurain win his 5 tours.

i can't ever remember a tour so close, wide open, and rocked by scandal. even the 1998 festina debacle doesn't match up to the vinokourov & rasmussen shocks of this year's race.

and we thought the floyd llandis affair, along with basso's ban had resulted in a clean tour.

one thing still strikes me as very odd about vinokourov's positive blood doping tests and results. first, blood doping is very easy to spot and test for. the rider winning the stage knows with 100% certainty that he will be tested. it's like deliberately driving at 150mph past a police car on the highway, knowing you will be caught. it was his last tour and he was ending his career going out a hero. that just doesn't make any sense.

i can't stand that nasally, whining levi leipheimer, who is seemingly incapable of completing a sentence when interviewed without using the word 'but' in it when team discovery aren't in the lead...

and as for versus, while phil liggett and paul sherwin continue to do a fantastic job of commentating on the tour, it would be nice to have just a fraction little less bias for everything team discovery...

team discovery. apart from paolo salvadelli's win in 2005, and andrew hampsten of 7-eleven in 1988, no american team has featured well in the world's SECOND biggest cycle race the giro d'italia.

why? because they train to win the biggest. ask anyone on the street in america who is the best cyclist of all time, and most will probably answer with lance armstrong, a sporting legend no doubt for his incredible achievments and what he has had to overcome. however, go to europe, and it's universally eddy merckx, a man who not only won the tour de france 5 times, but also the giro d'italia 5 times...he also established world cycling records, some of which remain unbroken to this day.

he is also the only rider ever in the history of the tour de france to win the king of the mountains competition, the sprinters' points competition, and the tour itself in the same year (1969). that is unthinkable today.

sorry america, but it's a belgian who is regarded as the greatest and most successful cyclist of all time. 525 career victories...

one very significant fact about lance was that he seldom competed in other tours and was able to train 180 days per year for the 23 days of the tour de france, a significantly greater training time than riders who have to compete in other races.

so here's to predictor-lotto and australia's cadel evans! attack! attack! attack! on the last stage of the tour. because if you don't, you'll have a an awful lot of answering to do when you get back home to australia...

...and all the rabobank riders that sacrificed themselves protecting michael rasmussen while he was wearing yellow.

maybe it's time what with all the fall-out from this year's tour de france to somehow make the world's biggest cycle race less of a cherry picking event.

combine the UCI tours and make a grand prix, 'un grande champion', culminating with the last race of the season.

there is some good news: at least there won't be a team discovery in next year's tour :)

... (look out for the military channel team...)

Thursday, July 26, 2007

an uncomfortable truth

































so it turns out some sports heroes aren't so heroic after all.

cycling isn't alone. for anyone naive enough to believe that cycling is somehow tainted more than any other sport is living in a dreamworld. it's just that in cycling they test more often and without warning and the riders have no say in the process (baseball)

too much money, too much expectation. build up the role of the sporting hero, market them for all the might dollar is worth and let the companies cash in.

we sit at home and watch human beings achieve that which we could not. 50 years ago there wasn't any clever science in sport, sure there was cheating, but whatever cheating was going on was pretty elementary, and whatever was going on wasn't because of a clever doctor. now look at what our knowledge has enabled us to do.

does anyone watching the nfl & nba think these athletes are clean? because how does the human body put on so much mass over such a short time...

what's the difference between cycling and bud selig's steroid era baseball?

...i'd say just about everything you can think of.

in professional cycling, we have guilty unless proven innocent. this is the metric that all professional sports should now follow if they really want to be taken seriously as anti-drug.

let's see bud selig, roger goodell, & david stern have a press conference announcing this.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

wow! - vinokourov wins in the pyrenees


i don't care if he doesn't win the tour, vinokourov's performance in this year's tour de france will earn him a place in everyone's memory who has seen him fight every day in the saddle.

definitely blokey.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

vino on fire!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/other_sports/cycling/6910189.stm

Alexandre Vinokourov powered his way back into Tour de France contention with a stunning victory in the 54km individual time-trial on stage 13.

...if he manages to win this year's tour, it will be one of the all-time greatest sporting achievements. period.

barry who?

Friday, July 20, 2007

Rasmussen calm over drug-test row

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/other_sports/cycling/6908238.stm

Tour de France leader Michael Rasmussen has defended himself in the row that has followed his missed drug tests.

The Danish Cycling Union dropped the rider after saying he had received warnings from the International Cycling Union and anti-doping authorities.

"I feel this has been blown a little out of proportion," said Rasmussen.

"I can confirm I have no positive doping tests and I have been tested out of competition in June and those tests were negative."

...one has to question the timing of denmark's ban. for instance, can you imagine the united states dropping the yellow jersey-wearing rider from national and world competition while leading the tour de france? because i can't.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Soler Hernandez claims Alpine win


there are some great individual performances of the tour, one being rasmussen's, the other has to go to the young columbian, soler hernandez, who left everyone behind in yesterday's tough alpine stage.

update: i must be

a) old, and

b) mad, 

because i completely left out my man alexander vinokourov's heroic efforts just to complete each stage without being time disqualified. if there was a tour jersey for sheer toughness, he's already won it.

what a great tour this year's race is.

happy to see cedric vasseur, a frenchman, win in marseilles today.

Monday, July 16, 2007

happy birthday mate!



nutty apologises for not making it out on saturday night.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

bheesh

i am granting a full & unconditional pardon to bheesh, for missing nutty's stag night as my first gesture as a married man.

michael rasmussen - how does he do it?



anyone getting up at 7am this morning on the east coast of the united states to watch the tour de france was treated to some incredible racing.

michael rasmussen went it alone, as is so often his style, to secure the tour de france yellow jersey.

what amazed me was the continued early morning attacks as if the upcoming category 1 climbs didn't matter.

just incredible.

then there's nascar...snzzz

linus gerdemann snatches yellow jersey










what an incredible ride!

sometimes you just have to go for it, and occasionally you are rewarded for your efforts. 

the t-mobile man went it alone over the Col de la Colombiere, finishing 40 seconds clear of inigo landaluze.

the tour de france is easily the best thing on tv.

brilliant.

Friday, July 13, 2007

we're back from alaska!



but not without flat eric security issues...

Saturday, June 30, 2007

nutty's stag night
















just want to say a big thank you to my mates for a great evening. 

i love you all.

and 'cutty'-wise, the really good news was that there was absolutely no vex'in.


...i'll be dealing with bheesh's absence from nutty's stag night in a separate blog.


clash of the titans



today, the sporting world's biggest match up isn't in baseball, or even tennis at wimbledon.

no, it's tri-nations rugby and australia vs. new zealand.

given new zealand's form, i'm giving this one to the all-conquering all blacks.

update: australia 20- new zealand 15

the photo above is of new zealand's rugby team performing the haka in 1905.

for a great site on the history and a tribute to rugby, visit:

http://rugby-pioneers.blogs.com/

below: Staniforth provided the finishing touch to a superb attacking move.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Apple's iPhone makes it to stores



how desperate to be cool are you?

Some people have been queuing for days outside Apple and AT&T stores across the US to ensure they get hold of one of the devices.

Hundreds more began queuing during the day because stores will not start selling the iPhone until 1800 local time (2300 BST).


Car bomb found in central London (make that two)


wow.


a lot of factors played a role in averting catastrophes here. including luck.

no matter what the politicains around the world may say, it's impossible to stop terrorists from striking. you can only get lucky so many times.

sooner or later societies will have to face up to the root causes of terrorism as opposed to blindly trying to stamp it out.

people aren't strapping explosives to themselves because they're bored with what's on tv...

it's really strange, but you never hear of terrorist attacks in, say switzerland, for instance, do you?

...perhaps that's because the swiss don't: 

(insert your own reasoning & rationale here

just a thought.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Blair resigns as prime minister




Tony Blair has stood down as UK prime minister after 10 years in the job.










He handed in his resignation to the Queen during a private meeting at Buckingham Palace.


His long-serving Chancellor Gordon Brown is now at the Palace where the Queen is asking him to take the job and form a new government.

...failure to be his own man.

failure to push the united states on climate change.

failure to put any pressure on the warmongering idiot in the whitehouse means tony blair will have a tainted legacy.

middle east peace envoy? a brit who rubber-stamped george bush's disaster in iraq? yeah, that should work for everyone in the middle east.
..

Monday, June 25, 2007

don't see this outside of your bedroom window every day.



(click on image for larger view)

technical info:
canon eos 30d with a canon efs 17-55mm f/2.8 usm lens at 17mm.

iso 100, 1/200 sec at f/7.1

06/23/07
09:19 am

Saturday, June 23, 2007

study the bible & become stupid


















that's great, love, but do you really think it's a good idea to sit in a chair in the sea with your laptop?

and exactly how do you mange to read the screen, because i actually understand something about light and optics, and i know for a fact that all that reflected light coming off the sea means that it's virtually possible even see the computer screen. and where's her wireless connection?

like the rest of the bible, apart from historical fact:

false hope & bollocks.

see:
http://www.oneyearbible.net/