it had to happen someday.....

doing my regular spot at gazuza last night and a guy walks in, obviously straight from work. typical dc lame, square professional. sits down and orders a mohito, never taking his ipod earphones out. spends the next twenty minutes staring at the screen that was playing a movie (with no sound) while i dj. doesn't talk to anyone, never looks at me, even though i'm maybe fifteen feet away from him, and the sound i'm playing has to be drowning out his ipod. he plays with his ipod and has another mohito and goes.

try a sandwich shop, dude.

conclusion: in england, the word rhymes with 'banker'....

if i see him next week, i'll get him a shot glass of water and ask him what he's listening to :)