fed up with being drowned in jesus?
where are the signs "i love satan"?
no cheesy bumper stickers telling you how much the owner of that vehicle believes in the 'other side'
no houses of devil worship to be found in travel guides? how come? since we're all supposed to be sinning, you would think there might be a few alternatives.
so i did a quick google search on internet explorer. here are the results:
Results 1 - 10 of about 467,000,000 for god
Results 1 - 10 of about 197,000,000 for jesus
Results 1 - 10 of about 276,000,000 for religion
Results 1 - 10 of about 50,600,000 for the devil
Results 1 - 10 of about 28,300,000 for satan
Results 1 - 10 of about 589,000,000 for sin
Results 1 - 10 of about 13,300,000 for evangelical
Results 1 - 10 of about 10,700,000 for atheist
so in conclusion, not only does god threaten us with eternal damnation if we choose not to worship him, but he is so insecure that he won't even allow a fair battle.
how very fucking big of him.
of course, you can't deny it's a brilliant move getting his name on every dollar bill...you'd think it would be the other way round.