Sunday, July 02, 2006

the minister has fallen

it is with great reluctance that the former 'minister of cheese' has been defrocked, and is now to be recognised as "the choirboy".

this ugly incident occured during england's match against portugal. the mates were looking all around, but no minister was present, even though the menu contained many cheese-enriched items. the situation demanded action, and it had to be taken.

the road to the ministry is not taken lightly, but chesse-ily.

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