Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Hilton backs online pardon appeal

from the bbc:

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton is backing an online petition seeking a pardon of her 45-day prison sentence because she enlivens "mundane" lives.

....fair enough, i say, so i hopped online and signed the petition:

"i would like to add that not only do i want paris pardoned because she enlivens my mundane life, but also i would like all prostitutes pardoned, those convicted for supplying drugs, all those convicted of driving offenses released, and all illegal gambling convictions squashed.

now that would really enliven my mundane existence if i thought i could get away with all of those offenses!

if she's going to get pardoned because she enlivens mundane lives, then so should everyone else"



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