Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Flatulence ban for club pensioner


A social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors.

Maurice Fox received a letter from Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Paignton asking him to consider his actions, which "disgusted" members.

"I am a loud farter, but there is no smell"
Maurice Fox

...yes, mate.

1 comment:

daisy rocket said...

um, only a man would find this one interesting : )