from the bbc:
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.
A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.
..."table for two, sir?"
that should be great for business...
it's understood that the restaurant has removed one of its traditional dessert items from the menu: spotted dick, a steamed pudding, containing dried fruits, usually currants
1 comment:
Ugh! What a ... dick!
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