in an effort to stem the cheese, here's the top five music awards for worst cheese:
1. we belong together (in a cheese factory) - jim carrey
2. feel good (consuming cheese) inc. - gorrilaz feat. a delorean
3. boulevard of broken (cheesy puff) dreams - green backs
4. gorgonzola girl - whiffey
5. macaroni filler - kayne west
note: any similarity between this list and the top 5 grammy awards is purely intended.