Embattled Attorney General Resigns

Wannabe 'Ricardo' Bush Reaffirms His Support for Alberto 'Tattoo' Gonzales

WASHINGTON, April 24 — President Bush said today that the Congressional testimony of the fantasy island look-a-like Attorney General last week, roundly panned by members of both parties, “in a way increased my confidence in his ability to do the job.”

...hey ricardo, is that the same head gets up your arse sort of confidence when you speak of success in iraq?

vote:

a) for 'Yes'

b) for 'No'

c) for "er, who are we going to get to run up the main bell tower to ring the bell and shout "The plane! The plane!" to announce the arrival of a new set of guests at the beginning of each episode.