Saturday, December 30, 2006
"lost trousers? over there!"
from the bbc:
Man who lost trousers dialled 999
Emergency call handlers were left "in disbelief" when a man dialled 999 because he could not find his trousers.
The man was one of four people who inappropriately rang for an ambulance in the early hours of Saturday, during a busy night for the emergency service.
Another caller rang from Birmingham's Broad Street to say a 32-year-old "couldn't walk from too much dancing".