nutty’s 2006 best, most, and worst-of-year awards:
most improved dj: tancred dickens (2005 winner. he means business!)
best record collection: tiernan (2005, 2004, 2003, 2002… winner)
most annoying neighbour: tancred dickens’ neighbour.
most promising natural product: a blazing red-hot chili pepper
biggest sporting disappointment: the washington redskins (again)
best sporting event attended: ama superbike race alton, va
worst shopping experience: walmart @ alton, va
best individual sporting performance: floyd llandis
best performance-enhancing drug user : see above
worst sporting coverage: nbc’s coverage of the winter olympics from turin, italy
best sporting audio heard: radio 5 alive coverage of england vs. france rugby game. referee turns to the england captain and says “i can’t be held responsible for the lack of skill in your team”
television, and the nfl, are still too busy stopping the game to advertise, and players drawing attention to themselves by showing off every time they do something right, to actually arrive at something approaching this level of non-visual coverage.
most absurd argument: intelligent design
best convincing argument: evolution (again)
most promising argument: climate change
most ridiculous indicator: the terrorist threat advisory (again)
worst person to hand a gun to: dick cheney
most worrying world leader: ...too easy
most aggressive supermodel: naomi campbell
most annoying tv ads: all pick up truck commercials
most annoying tv ad feature: a dead heat between the token black dude in food and car commercials, and the always-present fake sunshine, lighting up every smiling face, wherever they are, in every room, mysteriously at any angle, at any time. (that is some clever sunlight. i call it 'kennedy sunshine').
most absurd tv ad: cialis commercials (36 hours...)
best tv ad: lebron james nike pool commercial
best computer team: team nutty (of course)
best dinner party hosts: equal tie between kenny & milena, and redha & andrea
most discussed topic of party conversation: beesh’s ‘ain…
HAPPY NEW YEAR! ;)
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